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AWA Slaughter of the Masses 2001
Here are some pics of me from AWA Slaughter of the Masses 2001. These were taken by the guys that hosted the event, but I can't remember their website name at the moment so I can't give them credit. Somebody help me out with that.
Anyway, here's some background: I (Johnny Daniels, Your New Idol and The Crown Prince of Old School) was the manager of AWA Champion Dale Z. Dale Z had a heated, year-long feud with Hektik. The event was a Juggalo Gathering, sponsored by the aforementioned website with the forgotten name. My guess would be that about 100 crazy, classless, ignorant, low-life Juggalos were present (kayfabe? what kayfabe?).
To give a brief recap of the events JD was involved in: After a match involving 1WA wrestlers (1WA was another backyard promotion in the area), JD, Dale Z, and the rest of the Old School Connection entered. I got on the microphone and offered the winners of that tag match a chance to be apart of the OSC. The problem is, they had really stupid names (Chris and Chris, genius!). One of them besmirched me TWICE, so it was necessary that we destroy them. The first half of pictures involve this segment.
The other was the AWA title match between Dale Z and Hektik. As you can see in the pictures, I put Hektik in his place. Dale Z was cheated out of a victory by a clearly biased referee named Paul (who bears a striking resemblence to two females on hotornot.com. Strange, really.)
After the show, the Juggalos tried to kill me. Legend has it, I used a tree branch to kill 17 of them. Then I did a cool backflip onto a tree and moonsaulted onto 5 more, vanquishing them as well. By that time, they had gathered into a large group and chased me to the parking lot where I proceeded to run the rest of the morons over with the Brown Van. I did not kill Mad Man Pondo.
JD gives 1WA the business |
Chris the Hunter tastes the mic |
Stomping him for being bad (note Dale) |
More stomping (Dale attacks!) |
The OSC owns |
Faygo is nasty. Gross. |
Hektik says "EH EH!" |
Hektik, meet my hand of fury |
The slap of death continues |
Look at his face quiver! I rule! |
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